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Joe movies The Rise of Cobra and Retaliation. This early release on VoD was announced at the same time that Paramount announced the movie was coming to DVD and Blu-Ray on October 19, when it will be released both on its own and as part of the three-movie set that also includes G.I. This release comes 25 days after the movie came to theaters вЂ“ 20 days less than the usual 20-day gap between a movie's cinema release and its VoD release. at $19.99 to rent the movie and $24.99 to buy and own: Amazon, Vudu, DirecTV, Spectrum On Demand and Google Play. Snake Eyes is available to rent and buy at the following stores in the U.S. This means that the film is available to watch now on Amazon and other stores that allow you to rent and buy movies. The movie was made available to buy at all the major video on demand (VoD) stores from August 17, 2021.

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GI Joe: Retaliation commentary by Basicc, produced by BetterStream, edited by Peter McGrain. And itвЂ™s probably one of my favorite analyses too, a real eye-opener to myself as I rewatched it a year later.вЂќ Basicc. But itвЂ™s gotta a lot of explosions happening, like most Hollywood movies, but if thatвЂ™s not enough to get you going, you get to enjoy my mouth flapping. вЂњGI Joe: Retaliation is a sad story, completely disappointing, predictable, and itвЂ™s anti-ethnic, and it promotes violence and war as virtues, and fails to justify itself in any way at all. Cotrona as the new GI Joe archetype, Channing Tatum as the old GI Joe archetype who gets insulted a few times before he dies early on in the movie, Luke Bracey as Cobra Commander, Elodie Yung as Jinx, Ray Park as Snake Eyes, Bruce Willis as John McClane, er, General Joe Colton, who canвЂ™t keep the Pentagon off his ass, RZA as the Blind Master, and Basicc as a full-time voiceover. WhatвЂ™s sad is the film has an all star cast, including Dwayne Johnson as The Rock, er, Roadblock, Jonathony Pryce as the President of the United States, Byung-hun Lee as the sexy Storm Shadow, D.J. ItвЂ™s easy to miss them without the commentary as the music and action tend to just carry you away into hypnosis land. Thankfully, you have Basicc to keep you awake as he shows you the filmвЂ™s failures over and over again.

The only interesting part of the film is seeing Jaye, played by Adrianne Palicki, jogging in a pornographic outfit, other than that itвЂ™ll bore you to tears.

The film begins with The Rock shooting up North Korea and thereвЂ™s more attacks on North Korea throughout which seem quite political in nature to Basicc. The film appears to be an extended Public Relations campaign for joining the US Marine Corp, whether you are a man or woman. In GI Joe: Retaliation, it seems the retaliation is against the audience for daring to come to the theater again. Basicc doesnвЂ™t shut up for a moment as he tears up this thoughtless remake of the original GI Joe: Rise of Cobra which at least had a little bit of charm and plot, at least by comparison.

#Gi joe movie watch online full#

Basicc parodies GI Joe Retaliation in this full feature length non-stop unofficial directorвЂ™s commentary of the film.